| | title | time |
| 1 |
Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
| 1:54 |
| 2 |
The Voice of Cheese
| 0:27 |
| 3 |
400 Days of the Year
| 5:56 |
| 4 |
Zolar Czakl
| 0:57 |
| 5 |
Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
| 5:51 |
| 6 |
The Legend of the Golden Arches
| 1:24 |
| 7 |
The Mothers Play Louie Louie at the Royal Albert Hall in London
| 2:28 |
| 8 |
The Dog Breath Variations
| 1:36 |
| 9 |
King Kong Itself (as played by the Mothers in a studio)
| 0:53 |
| 10 |
King Kong (its magnificence as interpreted by Dom DeWild)
| 1:15 |
| 11 |
King Kong (as Motorhead explains it)
| 1:44 |
| 12 |
King Kong (the Gardner Varieties)
| 6:17 |
| 13 |
King Kong (as played by 3 deranged Good Humor Trucks)
| 0:29 |
| 14 |
King Kong (live on a flat bed diesel in the middle of a race track at a Miami Pop Festival…the Underwood Zappa ramifications)
| 7:22 |
| 15 |
Sleeping in a Jar
| 0:49 |
| 16 |
Our Bizarre Relationship
| 1:05 |
| 17 |
The Uncle Meat Variations
| 4:40 |
| 18 |
Electric Aunt Jemima
| 1:53 |
| 19 |
Prelude to King Kong
| 3:24 |
| 20 |
God Bless America (live at the Whisky a Go Go)
| 1:22 |
| 21 |
A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
| 1:29 |
| 22 |
Ian Underwood Whips It Out (live on stage in Copenhagen)
| 5:08 |
| 23 |
Mr. Green Genes
| 3:10 |
| 24 |
We Can Shoot You
| 1:48 |
| | total | 74:55 |